"How do you like Obama's mustache? He's evil, like Hitler, Bush and Cheney!"

Dude. Seriously? Do you think that I can take anything you say seriously once you and your people have drawn a Hitler mustache on Obama? Seriously? You hate Obama and Bush. Obviously you're a non-partisan hate-spreader, so I shouldn't really consider your tauntingly voiced hassling me as I go about my business at the post office as anything personal. No, just really, really obnoxious. I am SO not in the mood for you today, immature mustache-drawing leader-hater. Stop wasting everybody's time.

People today are very negative and crude, and think they have the right to talk to me however they want. I shouldn't have to tell a "fellow professional" to "not use that kind of language with me." No one has any respect, manners, or civility these days.

Please, someone remind me of the beauty in humanity before I go mad today.

(A little help, St. Barnabas? Son of encouragement?)